Dead-Wi-Fi Manor
Haunted mansion.
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Wild creechers
Routerton Haunted Mansion
Signs & notices
An old piano. One key is still warm. You decide not to think about that.
A gramophone with a record still on it: 'Hold Music, Vol. 1.' It starts playing the moment you look away.
A grandfather clock, stopped at 3:33. It still ticks. It just doesn't go anywhere.
A cracked mirror. Your reflection moves half a second after you do. Bad connection.
The router. Every light is blinking, and none of them mean internet. The sticker says the password is 'ask the previous owner.'